So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
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Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
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studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
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