Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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