accomplished twins. life is a go
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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