There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
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Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
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I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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