he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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