he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
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the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
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She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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