Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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