remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
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Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
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i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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