So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
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I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
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how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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