"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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