So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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