Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
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I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
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I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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