The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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