Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
Randomize