How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
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We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
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I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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