I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
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And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
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I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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