Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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