i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
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Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
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The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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