Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
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I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
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Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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