Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
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Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
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it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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