Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
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come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
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according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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