The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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