I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
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I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
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Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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