So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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