So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
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Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
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Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
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