The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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