I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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