That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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