I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
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