Don't you send me to vm
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
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Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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