I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
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look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
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I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
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