i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Randomize
