Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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