What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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