and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
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his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
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Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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