You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
no. you can't hotbox the world.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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