he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
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i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
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I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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