She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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