We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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