I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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