it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I pour the whiskey from now on
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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