My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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