There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
Randomize
