I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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