I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Everything about him screamed your future.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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