omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
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Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
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I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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