Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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