I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
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THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
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Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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