whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
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I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
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was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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