Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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