I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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