Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
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