What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
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I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
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Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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