Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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