the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
