JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
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its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
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just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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