found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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