All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
